Friday 17 August 2012

Court Proceedings Will Make U Laugh


     Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when   he woke up that morning?              
     A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
     Q: And why did that upset you?
     A: My name is Susan.

     Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved     voodoo or the occult?       
     A: We both do.
     Q: Voodoo?
     A: We do.
     Q: You do?
     A: Yes, voodoo.

     Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning   
         
     A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?      Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

     Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
    
     Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
     A: Yes.
     Q: And what were you doing at that time?

     Q: She had three children, right?
     A: Yes.
     Q: How many were boys?
     A: None.
     Q: Were there any girls?

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