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A woman walks into a butcher shop and asks the butcher how
much a pound of tenderloin is.

"$12 per pound," replies the butcher.

"Are you sure? That can't be," says the lady.

"Look, madam, it says right here on the card that it's $12
per pound."

"But that seems so high compared to other butchers in the
area."

"Lady, maybe they gave you the price for a poorer cut of
beef."

"No, the butcher across the street said it was $9 per
pound," she says.

"Well, then, why don't you go buy it there?" asks the
butcher.

"Because they are all out."

"Well, when I'm all out, I sell it for $8 per pound,"
retorts the butcher.
 
Courtesy: Big Mac Clean Joke Attack.