HOW TO FIND SPY HUNTER ?

The CIA loses track of one of its operatives, and so calls
in one of their top spy hunters.

The CIA boss says, "All I can tell you is that his name is
Murphy and that he's somewhere in Ireland. If you think
you've located him, tell him the code words, 'The weather
forecast calls for mist in the morning.' If it's really him,
he'll answer, 'Yes, and for mist at noon as well.'"

So the spy hunter goes to Ireland and stops in a bar in one
of the small towns. He says to the bartender, "Maybe you can
help me. I'm looking for a guy named Murphy."

The bartender replies, "You're going to have to be more
specific because, around here, there are lots of guys named
Murphy. There's Murphy the Baker, who runs the pastry shop
on the next block. There's Murphy the Banker, who's
president of our local savings bank. There's Murphy the
Blacksmith, who works at the stables. And, as a matter of
fact, my name is Murphy, too."

Hearing this, the spy hunter figures he might as well try
the code words on bartender, so he says, "The weather
forecast calls for mist in the morning."

The bartender replies, "Oh, you're looking for Murphy the
Spy. He lives right down the street."
 
Courtesy: Thomas Ellsworth.