A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to
the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.
As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd
like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii and my red
suitcase to London."
The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, but we can't do that."
"Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that, because
that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"
Courtesy:Thomas Ellsworth.
Customer gets a topical cream. Directions: Apply locally two
times a day.
Customer says to the pharmacist: "I can't apply locally; I'm
going overseas."
Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes.
the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.
As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd
like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii and my red
suitcase to London."
The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, but we can't do that."
"Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that, because
that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"
Courtesy:Thomas Ellsworth.
Customer gets a topical cream. Directions: Apply locally two
times a day.
Customer says to the pharmacist: "I can't apply locally; I'm
going overseas."
Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes.
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