Satire U Will Enjoy

A male statue on a museum pedestal watched with great
interest as a female statue was placed beside him.

"Hello, I'm made of exotic brown marble," he introduced
himself. "What is your background?"

"Oh, my background is impeccable," she answered. "I'm made
of the finest ivory to be found anywhere on earth."

"You sure are beautiful! I know this is sudden, but I
already care for you. Will you marry me?"

"How do I know you will always give me the respect that fine
ivory deserves?"

"Oh, my dear, I love you so much already -- I could never
take you for granite!"
 
Courtesy: Louise Norman.