Wednesday 8 August 2012

YOU WILL DIE LAUGHING


Logic and the English language

Let’s face it
English is a stupid language.
 

There is no egg in the eggplant
 

No ham in the hamburger
 

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
 

English muffins were not invented in England.
 

French fries were not invented in France.
 

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
 

Quicksand takes you down slowly
 

Boxing rings are square
 

And a guinea pig is neither from
Guinea nor is it a pig
 

If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing.
 

If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
 

If the teacher taught,
Why didn’t the preacher praught.


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