At a convention of biological scientists, one prominent
researcher remarked to another, "Did you know that in our
lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our
experiments?"
"Really?" the other researcher replied. "Why did you
switch?"
"Well, for three reasons. First, we found that lawyers are
far more plentiful. Second, the lab assistants don't get so
attached to them. And third, there are some things even a
rat won't do."
researcher remarked to another, "Did you know that in our
lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our
experiments?"
"Really?" the other researcher replied. "Why did you
switch?"
"Well, for three reasons. First, we found that lawyers are
far more plentiful. Second, the lab assistants don't get so
attached to them. And third, there are some things even a
rat won't do."
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