WHAT A DOCTOR - PART I

MY DOCTOR... 


Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again. 
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He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years

Before he realised she was Chinese.

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Another time, he gave a patient six months to live.
At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill,
So, the

doctor gave him another six months. 
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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor said,
"Tell him I can't see him."
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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,
" Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!"

The doctor calmly replied, "Well let's just wait and see what develops."

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Courtesy: Martha Northrup