"Vernon, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to
the little boy while holding out her hand.
"My dog ate it," was his solemn response.
"Vernon, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you
really expect me to believe that?"
"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted the boy. "I had
to force him, but he ate it!"
Courtesy: Thomas Ellsworth.
the little boy while holding out her hand.
"My dog ate it," was his solemn response.
"Vernon, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you
really expect me to believe that?"
"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted the boy. "I had
to force him, but he ate it!"
Courtesy: Thomas Ellsworth.
Thanks for sharing. I got a joke here:
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"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"