Sunday 15 September 2013

Collected Gems - 10



Nursery school teacher to class: "If you don't
stop running all over the class, sit quietly
and calm down, I'm going to call the police!"

"Yeah, what's our crime?"

"Resisting a rest."



Irate customer to Post Office clerk: "I went out this
morning and when I came home, I found a card saying
the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was
home. I'll have you know my husband was in all
morning! He never heard a thing!"

"I'm terribly sorry, madam. Here's your package."

"Oh good! We've been waiting for this for ages!"

"What is it, if you don't mind me asking?"

"It's my husband's new hearing aid."

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