Saturday 28 September 2013

Sarcastic Grucho Marx - 4

Don't look now, but there's one too many in
this room and I think it's you.

 

[as Dr. Quackenbush taking a pulse] Either this
man is dead or my watch has stopped.

 

From the moment I picked your book up until I
laid it down I was convulsed with laughter.
Someday I intend reading it.

 

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot
but don't let that fool you. He really is an
idiot

 

How do you feel about women's rights? I like
either side of them.

 

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago.
I shot my broker.

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