At present we are not at home. If you are one of
our children, dial 1 followed by the order of
"birth arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with your kids, press 2.
If you want to borrow the car, press 3.
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the
ironing, press 4.
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here
tonight, press 5.
If you want us to pick up the kids at school,
press 6.
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or
to deliver it to your home, press 7.
If you want to come to eat here, press 8.
If you need money, press 9.
If you are going to invite us to dinner, a
movie or a show, start talking. We are]
listening!"
Courtesy: Daily Humour
our children, dial 1 followed by the order of
"birth arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with your kids, press 2.
If you want to borrow the car, press 3.
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the
ironing, press 4.
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here
tonight, press 5.
If you want us to pick up the kids at school,
press 6.
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or
to deliver it to your home, press 7.
If you want to come to eat here, press 8.
If you need money, press 9.
If you are going to invite us to dinner, a
movie or a show, start talking. We are]
listening!"
Courtesy: Daily Humour
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