Friday 15 November 2013

How to increase productivity

A large corporation hired several cannibals to
increase their diversity, "You are all part of
our team now," said the Human Resources rep
during the welcoming briefing. "You get all
the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat, but please
don't eat any employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

A few weeks later their boss remarked, "You're
all working very hard and I'm satisfied with
your performance. We have noticed a marked
increase in the whole company's productivity.
However, one of our secretaries has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened
to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads No.

After the boss left, the cannibal leader said
to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate
the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You
fool!" the leader continued. "For all this
time we've been eating managers and no one
noticed anything. But now, you had to go and
eat someone who actually does work!!"


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