A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on
his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she said.
"What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also
drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never
exercise."
"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
Courtesy: Thomas Ellsworth.
his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she said.
"What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also
drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never
exercise."
"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
Courtesy: Thomas Ellsworth.
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